Loooong day. Good day, but a long one.
I studied hard for a midterm from 6am – 11:30am, took said midterm from 12:10-2pm, then taught Pump ‘N’ Sculpt from 5:15-6:15pm, took Zumba from 6:30-7:30pm, and taught kickboxing from 8:45-9:45pm. Geez.
I’m about ready to pass out, but I thought I’d give you guys a (super) quick recap of day three on the juice cleanse (Monday).
My Monday started with the Blueprint Cleanse “Green” juice, which I poured over a cup of ice. During my second class of the day, I had the Suja “Master Cleanse” which I drank over ice from Starbucks. During my last class, I drank the Suja “Fuel.” The juices actually tasted pretty good!
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After my class ended at 4pm, I ran to Trader Joe’s and replenished my grocery supply. Then, I ate some real ass food. I’m still calling this a cleanse, but I don’t know if it technically is because I ate real (and not totally clean) food.
I had Ezekiel w/ Reduced-Sugar Strawberry Jam.
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A Sonoma Carb-Cutting Tortilla with TJ’s Spicy Bean Dip + Avocado + Spinach.
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A serving of PB Panda Puffs.
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Panda Puffs are cleanse-approved, right?
Oh, no? Damn.
I’m going to do a full recap of the cleanse when I have a spare second, but before that happens, I thought I’d share some of my thoughts while on the cleanse:
Thoughts While on the Cleanse:
1. I have to fucking pee again?! Really? Even though I just peed 10 minutes ago? Awesome.
2. When someone figures out how to juice a salted caramel cupcake, let me know.
3. These juices are tasting much more gaggy than refreshing.
4. Who even invented vegetable juice?! Vegetables are fine when they’re sautéed and scalloped and salted and seasoned and covered in cheese, but who in their right mind wants to DRINK vegetable juice?
If you’ve ever done a cleanse/crazy diet, what thoughts ran through your head?
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